Showing posts with label Alfie Wagster. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Alfie Wagster. Show all posts

Friday, 13 September 2013

Canine haiku


Alfie Wagster is 18 weeks old today and steaming into the 6 month milestone.
You can only have the merest inkling of how much I've had to resist clogging my blog with pictures and antics of our loveable scruff-bag; I spared my readers, until now.

Why today?

Two significant events happened within minutes of each other this morning.

1. Alfie cocked his leg to have a pee for the very first time. Up until today he did it like a bitch! He's a DOG

2. At the sound of the letter flap in the front door plopping a stack of dead trees in the form of fliers on the mat, Alfie let out a bark so deep we both jumped out of our skins! He looked a little confused too. He rarely barks and until now it sounded like a glove puppet....

Maybe this signals the beginning of the end of the chewing?

So now I'm going to kill you with dripping water torture by Haiku; one at a time.
So here goes:

Throw the thing, throw it
I'm ready to fetch it now!
It's gone already?