Monday, 28 January 2013

Australia Day, first day upside down

First full day upside down
I breakfasted outside in the gem of an urban garden, under a milehigh marbled sky like finger marks on a steamed-up shower screen. The sun was already doing its business sucking moisture from every surface.
Above the sounds of urban life happening at the top of the road are hardly audible, crickets hiss, 'Things that can't be Seen' scrape, whistle, coo, and natter in and under a giant maple tree providing cover to the garden. A large black bird with white rear undercarriage flops into the tree branch like a brick landing on a cushion. He looked around not sure if he should be here and remembering, takes off, giving me a sidelong glance. I too feel I'm not yet in the right place; there's something I need to do, like clocking into work or signing the visitors book to establish myself as legitimate in this inquiringly near-paradise.
Sydney reminds me in a way of Seattle or San Francisco, glimpses of salt water inlets, wooded hills speckled with glimpses of houses with amazing views, marinas and open channel berths abound, roads switchback through wooded hills and valleys. Self conscious local shopping centres frozen in the decades between the fifties and the nineties act as landmarks. It's not hard to imagine what the area looked like a couple of centuries ago. There's a grace and charm about the place. It comes as a surprise to learn that Sydney's only 7th in the list of the best cities on earth to live.
Today's Australia Day, a three day jamboree to reaffirm membership of a recent multi-cultural brother/sisterhood and an excuse to make connection with earth and sky by disrobing, setting fire and devouring dead animals and throwing, hitting and catching a wide range of missiles under a clear blue sky while they gentle roasting in the hot sun; a celebration, if you like, of Health and Efficiency.
A hot sunny day beckoned and we transported ourselves to share the day of tradition with assembled Brits and Yanks and a single Ozzie; you got it, that's the one. At the house of a Westpoint alumni overlooking a saline lagoon, we huddled in garden shade, ate traditional AD food in the form of large meat pies with mashies and mushies, horse radish and tomato sauce, while gently sipping beers and confirmed our various disparate origins.
The garden we sat in fronted a wide sweep of grassed foreshore to the lagoon which gradually gave way to be-flagged and bunting-decked encampments gradually filling with the contents of several 'utes' and family saloons; BBQ's as big as a small cars, sofas, plastic floatable devises of all shapes and sizes, folding loungers, camping chairs, cooler boxes, 'slabs' of beer, bright yellow Taiwanese cricket bats and stumps, various balls and a general festoon of flags and buntings closely moored to the trunks of gum trees. Archipelagos of outdoor kitchen-diners in a sea of grass-green. Neon bright beachwear, tattoos, blond body beautifuls with infant replicas, gradually colonised the view.
A stream of endless comings and goings. Adventurous lads retired to stand in circles in the shallow benign lagoon, water up to their waists as they sipped beer from bottles and chatted about children and cars. Partners formed folding chair circles and nattered about husbands and nail implants while children did their best to distract mums. Dads ensured their privacy by distance and deep draught.
Later, to reverse roles, the lads had the kids under instruction while the women went for a walk. They set up stumps to enjoy some banter, batting and bowling and more beers while the babies were piled in the middle of the pitch, balls whizz ing about their ears; the dads were looking after the kids!
Some of our crew retired to the Pacific beach for a dip just a couple of blocks and one highway away. The water was intoxicating, fresh and foaming while a stiff breeze whipped up the waves. Life guards positioned themselves between two flags 50 m apart to be ready to rescue anyone who found the going too demanding. A chalked warning on the board advised of dangerous conditions, unexpected rips and heavy rollers. It was all of that and more; we swimmers deserted the beach in haste as a rash of 'blue bottles' blitzed the foreshore. New to me, these tiny blue jelly fish trailing a two metre tentacle armed with vicious stings got tangled in several ankles.One of our small group, Blanch, from the shores of Lake Michigan, got stung and was delighted to be whisked off the beach on a quadbike by a lithesome life guard to boil a kettle and defuse the pain in her ankle from the pesky Blue Bottle.
Later in the evening we decamped by bus to the Olympic stadium to watch Australia verses Sri Lanka 20/20 cricket match. 42 thousand Ozzies were stoical in defeat (it's a young team mate). More enjoyment was to be had by the crowd lobbing keep-up beach balls around the terraces, hissing and booing the security guard who viciously stabbed any ball that landing on the outfield with a pen-knife.Tens of balls died a tragic death as the subplot of the night lasted all of the 4 hours of the game.
Quite a first day in Sydney. We got back home at midnight; that night it started to rain!









Tuesday, 22 January 2013


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8AeKimjRIn0
Clancy Brothers

The sun has got his hat on, hip hip hurray.....

I'm bound for South Australia.

I read recently a story by Australia writer David Malouf about a boy reaching manhood in a small town in the Outback, west of Brisbane.
Comparisons with the settling of the US are unavoidable. It could easily have been a tale of growing up in a town, coughed up by the railroad, in back-of-beyond Montana around-about the middle of the 19th century; life clinging on by slender roots carved out of a wilderness, though not entirely without hope....but I couldn't get my head round the fact that Malouf was writing about Australia, in the 1960's.
It seems Australia may have more surprises for me as I venture south of the Equator for the first time.

Ready to go now, though my spirit has already gone on ahead; the price of anticipation. Tomorrow I'll fold up my body, turn the pilot light down and endure the journey in a state of near hibernation locked into a confined space, patiently watching the ticking of a clock in stop-overs until welcomed by friends and the bright light of Down Under.

The sun has got his hat and he's coming out to play...

Listen carefully to this familiar song by Tom Waits.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XrkThaBWa5c
Tom Waits

I suspect I will have to listen intently in order to 'see' the real Australia....


 

Friday, 18 January 2013

Winter Walking


Freezing Fog on Bredon Hill.
I could see the freezing fog turning its back against the gusty wind, teasing the beech hangings and the sentry-like scots pines near Sundial Farm. I hurried my pace to get closer for an atmospheric shot but the mist saw me closing in. Word spread and the elusive, impish mist made its escape.
I just managed to catch its tails before they tumbled over the hill and disappeared.
I love winter walking…

Monday, 26 November 2012

Born before 1940


Thank you so much to all friends family and followers who have got your hands on a copy of Hero on a Honda...
or Honda under a Hindi.
I'm quite chuffed to be the centre of attention for a little while.
 
 
Yesterday, a sheet of lined foolscap paper with red margin fell out of an album belonging to my Aunt Muriel who died several years ago in her nineties. It’s written with typewriter and ribbon, where the ‘a’ is black in the middle. The paper is brittle with age, like parchment; folded creases beginning to crumble and split.

The origin of the piece (at the end) is curious.

I’d like to share it with you. It’s entitled:

 WE ARE SURVIVORS – for those born before 1940
We were born before for television, before penicillin, polio, frozen foods, Xerox, plastic, contact lenses, videos, Frisbees and the pill. We were before Radar, credit cards, split atoms, laser beams and ball point pens, before dishwashers, tumble driers, electric blankets, air conditioners, drip-dry clothes and before man walked on the moon.

We got married first then lived together (how quaint can you be?)

We thought ‘fast food’ was what we ate at Lent, a Big Mac was an over sized raincoat and a ‘crumpet’ we had for tea. We existed before househusbands, computer dating, dual careers and when ‘meaningful relationship’ meant getting together along with cousins and ‘sheltered’ accommodation was where you waited for a bus.

We were born before care centres, group homes and disposable nappies. We never heard of FM radio, tape decks, and electric type-writers, artificial hearts, word processors, yogurt and young men wearing earrings. For us ‘time share’ meant togetherness, a chip was a piece of wood or fried potato, hardware meant nuts and bolts. Software was a wholly jumper, made in Japan meant ‘junk’, ‘making out’ meant how you did in your exams, stud was something you fastened a collar to your shirt and ‘going all the way’ meant staying on the bus to the bus depot. Pizzas, McDonald's and instant coffee were unheard of.

In our day smoking was fashionable, grass was mown, coke was kept in the coalhouse, a joint was a piece of meat you had on Sundays and pot was something you cooked in. ‘Rock’ music was a Grandmother’s lullaby; ‘Eldorado’ was an ice-cream. A ‘gay’ was the life and soul of the party and nothing more, whilst ‘aids’ meant beauty treatment or help for someone in trouble.

We who were born before 1940 must be a hardy bunch when you think of the ways in which the world has changed and the adjustments we have had to make. No wonder we are so confused.

(From the Arctic Lookout Magazine of the Russian Convoy Club)

 
Each successive generation could write its own piece.

Change happens, and gets faster and faster.

I wonder what Muriel might have made of a ‘black hole’

 

 

 

Thursday, 8 November 2012




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A BOOK IS BORN!

Here it is at last..........it's not been without its pain and expectation.

I thought it prudent to wait until the US election was decided (Yeah!) No one wants too much excitement all at the same time!

I hope you like the look of it enough to BUY a copy for the modest sum of $9.99 (BuyNow button will give you the price in the country you currently reside in, so I'm told)

Back to work now on my current project, A crime fiction novel set in the present, mostly in eastern France and Switzerland and based on a true story. (I might have to go and check out some details, eat some cheese, drink some wine. 'Tis a hard life...)

...and finally,

For all of you that like this sort of book, this is the sort of book you'll like.